You Make My Heart Explode! Glitter Bomb Card Boom. That’s the sound of your dignity exploding in a cloud of glitter. If you’ve ever wanted to tell someone “I love you” and “go f*** yourself” at the exact same time, ...

Happy Fucking Birthday Glitter Bomb Card Here’s the truth: birthdays aren’t about getting older. They’re about reminding your friends they’re one year closer to death while showering them in chaos. And nothing says “I love you, you miserable bastard” like ...

Mother’s Day 2025 – The Card That Won’t Shut Up “Happy Mother’s Day!” … said every boring ass Hallmark card ever. You know what’s better? A card that screams MOM MOMMY MOTHER on a nonstop loop until your poor mom ...