The Don Box – When Chocolate Meets Dickhead Energy Let’s cut the crap: flowers are dead plants, teddy bears end up in closets, and heart-shaped candy tastes like chalk. You want a gift that slaps, shocks, and makes them laugh ...
Happy Birthday – Now Eat A Dick 🍫🍆 Forget the boring cake. Forget the sad “Happy Birthday” song your family mumbles through. If you really want to give someone a birthday gift they’ll never forget, send them a solid chocolate ...
Bag of Dicks – Gummy Penis Candy Sweet, Chewy, and Just the Right Amount of Wrong Sometimes words just don’t cut it. You can tell someone to “eat a dick,” or… you can actually send them a literal bag of ...
Eat A Dick - Dick in a Box Chocolate The Sweetest Way to Tell Someone to Go Screw Themselves Sometimes words aren’t enough. “Happy Birthday” is too boring. “Congrats” feels too polite. But “Eat a dick” in half a pound ...
The Christmas Dick: Santa’s Most Deliciously Offensive Gift Let’s skip the bullshit - no one actually wants another candle, pair of socks, or gift card for Christmas. What people really want is to laugh so hard they nearly choke on ...
Eat a Dick - Dick in a Box Chocolate Half a Pound of Chocolate. 100 Percent Chaos. Sometimes words just don’t cut it. Sometimes “Happy Birthday” or “Congrats” isn’t enough. Sometimes you need to say the one thing that will ...
Eat My Ass Chocolate Box You know what’s better than roses, candles, and heartfelt words? Four milk chocolate buttholes staring someone dead in the eye while the inside of the box screams EAT MY ASS. Yeah. Forget Hallmark. This is ...
Glitter Bomb - Because Sometimes Words Aren’t Enough Imagine this: someone pisses you off, and instead of sending a passive-aggressive text or bottling it up like a normal adult, you send them something that will haunt them for weeks. A ...
I’m Nuts About You - Chocolate Penis Gift Roses are overrated, teddy bears are boring, and jewelry is too damn expensive. If you really want to send a message this Valentine’s Day (or any day), nothing says “I love you” ...
Be Mine – Eat A Dick Card The Sweetest Way to Tell Someone to Go F*** Themselves Valentine’s Day is supposed to be about romance, roses, and chocolate hearts, right? Screw that. Sometimes you don’t want to whisper “I love ...
Be Mine - The Lover’s Box Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Here’s a Chocolate Dick Just for You Valentine’s Day is supposed to be about candlelight, flowers, and sweet words… but let’s be honest, that’s boring. If you really ...
Live Fast Eat Ass - The Only Box of Chocolates That’ll Make Grandma Blush Forget roses, forget heart-shaped candies, forget every boring-ass Hallmark gift that clogs up Valentine’s Day. You want to send a message that people will never forget? ...
Bag of D*cks – Funny Gummies Sweet, Chewy, and Shaped Like Tiny Dicks Some people send flowers. Some send chocolates. But legends? Legends send their friends a literal bag of d*cks. Fruity, chewy, penis-shaped gummies packed in a burlap sack ...
Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb: The Sparkly Middle Finger You Can Mail You ever hate someone just enough that you don’t want them hurt, but you do want them vacuuming for the next six months? Enter the Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb ...
Something Fabulous: Eat a Dick (Literally) Tired of boring gifts? Want to send something that’s hilarious, shocking, and leaves no room for misunderstanding? Boom. Meet the Eat a Dick - Dick in a Box Chocolate. A handcrafted, solid chocolate dick ...
There’s Something Fabulous in Here – The Pride Chocolate Dick Gift Box Imagine someone opening a box expecting something sweet, festive, maybe even a little romantic. Instead they find a solid chocolate dick staring back at them in all its ...
The Birthday Bundle: When Cake and Balloons Just Aren’t Enough Birthdays are supposed to be fun - but let’s be real, half the time it’s the same boring crap. Cake, candles, awkward singing, maybe a gift card if you’re lucky. ...
C*ck Shot! - Penis Prank in a Can The Classic Snake-in-a-Can Joke… But Way Dirtier Remember that old-school prank where you open a can of peanuts and a fake snake flies out? Cute. Harmless. Forgettable. Now imagine the same can, ...
