Eat Shit - Chocolate Shit in a Box When life hands you crap, give some back (literally) Nothing says “I love you,” “I hate you,” or “you’re dead to me” quite like a shiny, handcrafted chocolate turd in a box. ...
Just Because - Glitter Bomb Card Sometimes you don’t need a reason. Sometimes you just want to ruin someone’s day in the funniest, most sparkly way possible. That’s where the Just Because Glitter Bomb Card comes in. It looks like ...
Congrats - Glitter Bomb Card Because “Congrats” Sounds Better When It Explodes Everywhere Tired of boring congratulation cards? You know the ones - pastel colors, corny messages, maybe a sad balloon sticker if you’re lucky. Screw that. If you really ...
Happy Birthday to You and Your Saggy Melons! - Glitter Bomb Card You know that one friend who insists they’re still “29 again” while their boobs are losing the fight with gravity? Yeah, this card is for them. The Happy ...
F*ck You - Glitter Bomb Card Ever wanted to tell someone “Fck You” but also leave them picking glitter out of their carpet for the next six months? This is your moment. The Fck You Glitter Bomb Card is not ...
Happy Farter's DayHappy Birthday to You and Your Tiny Penis - Glitter Bomb Card You know what’s better than cake, balloons, or that fake smile when someone sings “Happy Birthday” off-key? Watching your friend open a card that tells them ...
Tits Your Birthday – Never Ending Birthday Card for Her magine opening a sweet little birthday card, expecting some lame Hallmark poem about butterflies, and instead hearing a sultry voice sing about tits on repeat... for up to three freaking ...
Happy Birthday, Dickhead! 🎉 The Card That Won’t Shut Up Every birthday card sings the same tune. Balloons, cake, heartfelt messages… blah, blah, blah. But you’re not here to wish someone a “magical day.” You’re here to roast your buddy ...
I Have a Small Penis! Never-Ending Prank Greeting Card Some cards say “Happy Birthday.” Some say “Congrats.” This one screams, on repeat, for up to three goddamn hours: “I have a small penis!” That’s it. That’s the whole gag. And ...
Looking for a funny greeting card that's sure to leave a lasting impression? Look no further than the "Nice Cock" Prank Greeting Card from Dick at Your Door. This prank greeting card is the perfect way to show someone you ...
Prank Packages: Fake Mailer Boxes Sent Anonymously! Imagine your buddy stepping out to grab the mail and finding a box on the porch that screams “Anal Bleaching Kit” or “Granny Buttplug XXL.” Not subtle. Not classy. Just bold black letters ...
Send a Dick Message: The Personal Touch Your Prank Deserves Sometimes sending someone a bag of dicks, a glitter bomb, or a fart card just isn’t enough. Sure, it’s funny, but you want it to feel personal. You want them ...
