I repeat PVC, over! Maybe one day you'll shake those old military habits, but today is not that day. 1.5" x .9" PVC Patch Hook-Backed Keep these comms clear and precise, over.

You didn't ask for it, yet here it is! Milton's Rio Red Stapler all by its lonesome. They can have this patch when they pry it from my cold dead hands. 2.8" x 1.2" inches 3D, PVC, Hook-Backed As tough ...

All I need is this patch, some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine. 3" x 2", PVC Backed with hook PSA: No shirt, no shoes, no dice.

Comes with an actual pen. The "Sell Me This Pen" morale patch from Violent Little. Do me a favor and let me see your pen. Oh, you don't have one? Boom supply and demand. We just Wolf of Wallstreeted your ...

Let's get those egos in check, ladies and gentlemen. You'll never be great at something without failure and embarrassment, you just won't. If you sit around letting your pride get in the way you ain't ever gonna make it to ...

What are you lookin' at, Ass-Eyes? In case you didn't know, war has made Major Payne a little paranoid. I'd suggest forgetting about the coup you and your boys are planning. The last thing we need right now is Payne's ...

Hard Deck my ass. If you got the shot you better take it. We'll "discuss" the rules afterwards. Oh, and all circus stunts are authorized when you're rockin' this sweet patch. 2.5" x 1.5" PVC Patch Hook-Backed "C'mon Mav, do ...

Welcome to the Violent Little Casse-Croute, best all dressed steamed hut dugs in all the North. Fun fact, the owner of Violent Little was sent away to boarding school in Quebec...to uhhhh, learn a little discipline, where he ate copious ...

3" 3D PVC Hook-Backed Grab life by the balls. Ping Pong balls.