Look, you've made it on our site, we've gotten you all roused up with our sweet patches, what are you going to do? Not buy this patch? Of course not, because of the implication... But seriously, you should buy this ...

Let's face it, that fancy, brand new car of yours may get your foot in the door, but if you ain't got the rizz or the results to back it up, then what's the point. Actions speak louder then words. ...

How much more "morale" could a morale patch get? Your departure from military life is one of the greatest feelings you'll probably ever have. You mean no more early musters, uniform inspections, training dets, and chits. Yeah... not reenlisting. 2.5" ...

It looks like a target, so all your boys at the next barracks party have something to aim at when they're launching beer cans to you from across the hall. We do suggest keeping your head on a swivel, though, ...

Syria is known for being a war zone right now, but wouldn't it be cool if it wasn't? There are better things to do there than drop bombs. Start thinking radical waves, not radicalism. 4"x 2.2" Weather Tough

Literally, a morale patch that depicts a shutterbug. For photography fans and enthusiasts. This version features the wings of the iconic monarch butterfly. The western North American population of monarchs west of the Rocky Mountains often migrates to sites in ...

Are you tired of having a private jet but nobody is asking you about your private jet? Like what's the point of even having a private jet if you can't even talk about it... That's like having a jet ski ...

*Google's "What is a Hedge Fund in simple terms?" Want to make a deal? For $5.99 you can leave here with this patch, the ice cream, the hot fudge, the banana, and the nuts. Yeah sure, we might get the ...

3" x .66" PVC Patch Hook-Backed

3" x .66" PVC Patch Hook-Backed

The Violent Little "Stop Talking" Patch, so discreet yet so effective we can't believe we haven't made it sooner. The unique stop sign design will grasp the attention of anyone who needs to shut the hell up, but because of ...