Disclaimer- the tracks you leave behind while wearing these socks will STILL BE HUMAN TRACKS people- you will not leave behind actual bear tracks! 80% Cotton / 15% Polyester / 5% Spandex

A throwback to the days where lesser video game consoles ruled- and you could spend all day eating cereal in front of the TV in undies just like this perfecting your skills 93% Polyester/ 7% Spandex

This hat would look killer on anyone, whether it be a blue jean baby, an L.A lady or a seamstress for the band. Heck even a tiny dancer could pull this one off ;) 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Please ...

The game of hockey runs in your family but more importantly, it runs through your veins. You were born to play this game 100% Cotton Hats, Hat, Born, Play, Maple, Leaf

100% Cotton Slub knit jersey

Do you know the percentage of Elite Weapons in Canada? Huh? Do ya?

You're known throughout the league as a game changer. When coaches talk to their teams before the game, your name is underlined twice on the whiteboard. You're an all-star and everyone knows it

You've been known to chuck a little sauce here and there. Living the lifestyle and cranking the dial- you're a hockey lad through and through.

Bringing 'er back home for game 7? Piece of cake! Get in, get out and celly with the fans afterwards.

"People say Joe Dirt's a weird name, and how cool am I." -Joe Dirt 100% Cotton slub knit

60% Cotton / 40% Polyester French Terry

If not a puck, you'd take a bullet for these guys. They help you on and off the ice, and you'd couldn't ask for some better line mates.

If not a puck, you'd take a bullet for these guys. They help you on and off the ice, and you'd couldn't ask for some better line mates.

Just like Blane Youngblood said: "You can learn to punch in the barn, but you gotta learn to survive on the ice." Words to live by.

Must be something in the water up here- every player is built like a mutant!

Have you ever seen a goalie save a 4 on 1? Didn't think so. Rock 4 different buckets for the price of 1 right here ladies and gentlemen.

This beauty has hands as soft as butter and can stick handle in a phone booth. He could dangle in a rainstorm and the puck wouldn't get wet! Hey, everyone needs a good tire pumping once in a while.

So ya don't have your 18 year old legs anymore and you're a little rough around the edges. This gives you the "Grizzled Vet" stamp but don't worry, it happens to the best of us.

A shutdown D-man that could hit you through the glass, plays the PK more than anyone else on the team and has an outstanding +/- for a guy that never tucks. Every club needs a stay at home D.

50% Cotton / 50% Polyester

Pack a bag and hit up the cotty for the weekend. Gonna be 48 hours of sunshine and rainbows baby! So make sure you got all the right gear.

Your quite the low key lad and nothing changes when it comes to your choice of shades. Avoid all your post game press and fly under the radar with these blinkers.

Am I the only one with a "need for speed' when I look at these beauty goggles. Turn on your jets and cop a pair!

You can tip toe the blue like no other. You fly down the line, find an opening and rip an absolute laser beam bar deezy!