197th Al Pastor Strike Group, the most delicious strike group you've never heard of. Established in 1920 in an undisclosed location somewhere in New Mexico is the most prestigious, delicious, well-seasoned, and distinguished unit in military history. 3.5" Circular Morale ...

Dealing with Filipino Pirates in unprotected waters is never an easy task. But if you think you're going to push Steve Zissou around, you've got a pretty big shit storm coming your way. If you don't have the dick length ...

Let's be honest, this patch requires zero explanation. Either you were there, or you weren't. You can make up a story about your bullshit Peanut Butter Shot experience, but it better be good because this is an experience many people ...

Gold Jacket. Green Jacket. Happy Gilmore doesn't give a shit. He's a hockey player, not a golfer, but the man has a hell of a drive. With Chubbs on his side, Shooter didn't stand a chance. I would have liked ...

The devil is in the details. This festive candy cane makes a great patch or Christmas ornament and even in an emergency a nice little “Christmas card opener” with a snap to the scored bottom portion. You can also take ...

You gotta give it to the man, he calls it as he sees it. Don't be bringing that weak shit into Shoresy's barn or you're probably going to have to hear just how unappealing your mother is. 3" x .625" ...

Whose got time to keep up with the latest outrage? It seems like it varies from day to day, and with so many options, how can you just pick just one and be done with it? The main thing here ...

3" Circular PVC Patch Hook-Backed

Care to take a trip into the land of mystery and intrigue? Throw fitty cent at the mystery sticker and see what you get... Might be a rare limited edition we have extra of, might be something we never released ...

The perfect memo book for your everyday carry. It's a smaller version of our hard-covered People To Kill Notebooks that fits easily in your pocket or to stash in your Honda Accent. Did we mention they come in a 3-pack? ...

2"x2.75" hook and loop pvc patch

1.5”x2.25” hook and loop pvc patch