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Chin Up Tits Out Notebookcard
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Chin Up Tits Out Notebookcard

Chin Up Tits Out Notebookcard

4 reviews
£4.00 GBP

This novelty notecard titled 'chin up, tits out' makes a great gift for friends going through a tricky time. If it is a gift for a friend, why not write a little message on the first page to get the ...

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Even On My Worst Day I'm Fucking Awesome Woven Tag
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Even On My Worst Day I'm Fucking Awesome Woven Tag

Even On My Worst Day I'm Fucking Awesome Woven Tag

4 reviews
£5.00 GBP

I do hope this will raise a smile as you're the best by a country mile. This tag is little but has some clout to remind you should you ever doubt that you're fucking awesome in every way morning, noon ...

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Shit Happens Latin Motto Iron-On Woven Patch
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Shit Happens Latin Motto Iron-On Woven Patch

Shit Happens Latin Motto Iron-On Woven Patch

3 reviews
£8.00 GBP

Stercus Accidit is Latin for 'Shit Happens' which is a kick-ass message that you can gift to someone to make them smile and put things in to perspective. Whether a friend is going through a tough time or a youngster ...

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Today I'm Trying Bitch On For Size Notebookcard
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Today I'm Trying Bitch On For Size Notebookcard

Today I'm Trying Bitch On For Size Notebookcard

1 review
£4.00 GBP

This sweary notecard titled 'Today I’m trying bitch on for size and it’s probably going to fit' is a great gift for anyone known for their attitude and sense of humour! Go ahead, release your inner BITCH! Own it!! Why ...

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All 9 Glitters for Price of 7
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All 9 Glitters for Price of 7

All 9 Glitters for Price of 7

3 reviews
£63.00 GBP - £66.60 GBP

To celebrate the much awaited return of the 2 missing pins in the glitter series for best mates, we're offering the whole set for a bargain £63 (instead of £81 if bought separately). That means 2 pins come completely free!! ...

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Big Girl Pants Mug
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Big Girl Pants Mug

Big Girl Pants Mug

1 review
£14.00 GBP - £18.00 GBP

This mug features a message for any woman who sometimes needs to be reminded that whatever life throws at them, they'll be able to handle it - with their big girl pants on! An inspiring motto and a great little ...

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Fuck This Shit Mug
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Fuck This Shit Mug

Fuck This Shit Mug

4 reviews
£14.00 GBP - £18.00 GBP

This mug features the slogan Fuck This Shit. Perfect for anyone needing a little boost or just to be reminded you're thinking of them and that it is perfectly acceptable to just say 'Fuck This Shit' every now and then. ...

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Fuck This Shit Coaster
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Fuck This Shit Coaster

Fuck This Shit Coaster

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£5.00 GBP - £18.00 GBP

This coaster features the slogan Fuck This Shit. Perfect for anyone needing a little boost or just to be reminded you're thinking of them and that it is perfectly acceptable to just say 'Fuck This Shit' every now and then. ...

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Big Girl Pants Coaster
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Big Girl Pants Coaster

Big Girl Pants Coaster

4 reviews
£5.00 GBP - £18.00 GBP

This coaster features a message for any woman who sometimes needs to be reminded that whatever life throws at them, they'll be able to handle it - with their big girl pants on! An inspiring motto and a great little ...

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Slightly Scary & Super Sensitive Enamel Pin
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Slightly Scary & Super Sensitive Enamel Pin

Slightly Scary & Super Sensitive Enamel Pin

2 reviews
£9.00 GBP - £9.50 GBP

Our brand new range of pins are a little bit of fun designed to send to friends as a tongue-in-cheek "remind you of anyone??" gift. Or buy them for yourself as a way of owning those fabulous idiosynchrasies - because ...

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Really Shouty and Uncommonly Kind Enamel Pin
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Really Shouty and Uncommonly Kind Enamel Pin

Really Shouty and Uncommonly Kind Enamel Pin

2 reviews
£9.00 GBP - £9.50 GBP

This Really Shouty and Uncommonly Kind Enamel Pin is part of our new range of pins that are a little bit of fun designed to send to friends as a tongue-in-cheek "remind you of anyone??" gift. Or buy them for ...

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Vaguely Weird Very Wonderful Mug
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Vaguely Weird Very Wonderful Mug

Vaguely Weird Very Wonderful Mug

4 reviews
£14.00 GBP - £18.00 GBP

Our brand new range are a little bit of fun designed to send to friends as a tongue-in-cheek "remind you of anyone??" gift. Or buy them for yourself as a way of owning those fabulous idiosynchrasies - because the judgy ...

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The Book of Mindless Fun For Adults - Red
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The Book of Mindless Fun For Adults - Red

The Book of Mindless Fun For Adults - Red

3 reviews
£8.00 GBP

For an example of the silliness, do head over to the blog for our 'which condiment are you?' test... For anyone bored out of their tiny mind - waste some time on the utterly juvenile and downright silly mindlessness books. ...

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Utter Chaos Personified Enamel Pin
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Utter Chaos Personified Enamel Pin

Utter Chaos Personified Enamel Pin

3 reviews
£9.00 GBP - £9.50 GBP

Our brand new range of pins are a little bit of fun designed to send to friends as a tongue-in-cheek "remind you of anyone??" gift. Or buy them for yourself as a way of owning those fabulous idiosynchrasies - because ...

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French Pin - Je Men Fous - I Don't Care
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French Pin - Je Men Fous - I Don't Care

French Pin - Je Men Fous - I Don't Care

2 reviews
£9.00 GBP - £9.50 GBP

This enamel pin says 'Je M'en Fous' in French which translates as 'I Don't Care'. Sort of... Don't buy it for your grandmother unless she's unshockable as the phrase has more of an 'I don't give a shit' attitude. It's ...

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French Pin - Cœur En Or - Heart of Gold
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French Pin - Cœur En Or - Heart of Gold

French Pin - Cœur En Or - Heart of Gold

4 reviews
£9.00 GBP - £9.50 GBP

This enamel pin says 'Cœur En Or' in French which translates as 'Heart of Gold'. Because sometimes we just want to tell someone how amazing they are and saying it in French makes it so much cooler! Send it to ...

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Super Gifted & Easily Distracted Keyring
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Super Gifted & Easily Distracted Keyring

Super Gifted & Easily Distracted Keyring

3 reviews
£9.00 GBP

Back in stock end of February 2025 This gorgeous enamel keyring says 'super gifted & easily distracted' and it makes a wonderful thinking of you gift for someone whose personality is perfectly summed up by that sentiment. We're thinking of ...

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Expletives Are Expedient Enamel Pin
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Expletives Are Expedient Enamel Pin

Expletives Are Expedient Enamel Pin

4 reviews
£9.00 GBP - £9.50 GBP

Our new range of pins are a little bit of fun designed to send to friends and loved ones who are unapologetically sweary and share your sense of humour.The irony is these particular pins is that they don't actually contain ...

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Hell No - Angry Flowers Enamel Pin
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Hell No - Angry Flowers Enamel Pin

Hell No - Angry Flowers Enamel Pin

4 reviews
£9.00 GBP - £9.50 GBP

For 'those' days, we've designed a small range of angry flowers little pins that can be hidden if needs be or brandished about as a warning to others to steer clear... or to answer their question before they've opened their ...

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She Flies With Her Own Wings Latin Motto Keyring
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She Flies With Her Own Wings Latin Motto Keyring

She Flies With Her Own Wings Latin Motto Keyring

5 reviews
£9.00 GBP

This hard enamel keyring says 'Alis Volat Propriis' which translates from Latin to English as 'She Flies with Her Own Wings'. The perfect secret message gift for any woman proud of being independent and making her own way in the ...

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2025 Bargain Bundle Drop
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2025 Bargain Bundle Drop

2025 Bargain Bundle Drop

5 reviews
£13.50 GBP

UK ONLY Everyone has received their bundles and so we have a few we kept back for contingency left. Grab yours now. Score the ultimate bargain with our 2025 Bargain Bundle Drop! This once-a-year offer is jam-packed with goodies including ...

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Welsh Pin - Cwtch - Hug
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Welsh Pin - Cwtch - Hug

Welsh Pin - Cwtch - Hug

5 reviews
£9.00 GBP - £9.50 GBP

This enamel pin says 'cwtch' in Welsh which translates as 'Hug'. Because sometimes we just want to send a hug through the post and let someone know you're thinking of them. Send it to your mum, your brother, your carer, ...

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